I'm not really a fan of history because I tend to focus more on the new stuff ahead rather than old buildings and how slow the internet was. I know and appreciate what the generations before us had to go through so let's not get into all that "never reaching your destination without looking back" comment bashing. Anyways, if the horror - history movie mashup Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is to be believed than I guess Abraham wasn't just a great president he also probably saved the entire human race from being cattle to the blood sucking monsters we call vampires. Yup, the real ones that die in the sun and not sparkle like the gay ones we see every now and then. If the trailer is anything like the actual movie than we'll probably have a great time learning about an alternative history where Abraham not only chopped a tree among other things. Go ahead and check all the axe chopping action after the break.
Posted by Jab Escutin