If you're tired of the same old caffeine attacks you get every morning you might want to grab one of these and add a hint of hippo attacks when you're about to finish your coffee. Did you know that more humans are attacked by hippos than sharks? I didn't know that either and I'm not actually basing it on a statistic here, just rumors I've heard while eating at a random hotdog stand. I like llamas better than hippos too. Anyways, go ahead and grab the Hippo Attack Mug if you have around USD 11.00 lying around the house.
Posted by Jab Escutin